A Sea of Stars

Most notably TAURIEL AND KILI AND LEGOLAS AND HEALER CRAP WHAT EVEN THE HELL???!!! YOU DO NOT JUST DISMISS TOLKIEN'S CANON. The man knew what he was doing. Don't you DARE introduce Tauriel as a warrior elf and then make her a fantastic healer. *rage quit*

Also, love triangle and splitting up the company and messing up/omitting iconic scenes and making orcs show up freaking everywhere. Also, Tauriel being too bloody perfect. And Legolas' eyes being all sparkly. And taking most of all the humorous cute scenes completely out.

Misplacement of quote, yay!! 

Mirkwood party?? (Where'd it go? I WANTED THAT SCENE, DAMMIT.)

Thrush?(Where'd THAT go??)

Forget the long-bow!! We need this other weapon thingy to shoot the black arrow!!! (But....why??)

Statue of molten gold(Where'd that come from?? Like, I'm not really upset over this, just confused why it was added. No purpose time wasting statue. Right on.)

Kili waxing poetic about Tauriel. (Gimme a break. Seriously. I was at once eye rolling, facepalming, cringing, and swearing. It's bad, folks.)

The most abrupt ending of all abupt endings. (Which I'm really just still in shock over that it ended there. Not annoyed, just flabbergasted.)

They desperately needed a book slapper on set. That's all I'm saying.